Mr. Bezos Is Santa Claus This year
by Super Cassette
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lyrics
Santa Claus has COVID
And your family's stuck at home
Bill Gates is feasting comfortably on your adrenochrome
But Christmas won't be cancelled kids, so dry your weary tears
Daddy Bezos is filling in for Santa this year
Mr. Bezos could you bring me a dream?
Could I get a daily bathroom break in warehouse 23?
Could you tell the pesky pinkos that the union makes us weak?
Bring me a dream
(a dream, a dream, a dream)
Mr. Bezos
I've been so good the whole year
Would you let me take a holiday to spread your yuletide cheer?
Could we privatize the winter spirit
Make the angel's wings require prime
(need prime, need prime, need prime)
Rudolph is on a respirator now
Frosty melted from the fever and became a puddle lying on the ground
But Christmas won't be cancelled kids, so dry your weary tears
Daddy Bezos is Santa Claus this year
Mr. Bezos
I've left out cookies and oil
I wasn't sure what drones would eat but I thought they would enjoy
A little treat before they black out all the light beneath the Star of Bethlehem
Mr. Bezos
Could you bring me a choir to sing a carol while my books roast
On an open Kindle Fire
Could you send your private army to arrest the ones who curse your sacred name
(who curse your sacred name)
Rudolph is on a respirator now
Frosty melted from the fever and became a puddle lying on the ground
But Christmas won't be cancelled kids, so dry your weary tears
Daddy Bezos is Santa Claus this year
Mr. Bezos,
Have you water to spare?
Now that Whole Foods is the only store the
Shelves are rather bare
The marauders roam the wasteland
Burning villages along their slaying ride
Rudolph is on a respirator now
But Christmas won't be cancelled kids, so dry your weary tears
Daddy Bezos is Santa Claus
Daddy Bezos is Santa Claus
Daddy Bezos is Santa Claus this year
And your family's stuck at home
Bill Gates is feasting comfortably on your adrenochrome
But Christmas won't be cancelled kids, so dry your weary tears
Daddy Bezos is filling in for Santa this year
Mr. Bezos could you bring me a dream?
Could I get a daily bathroom break in warehouse 23?
Could you tell the pesky pinkos that the union makes us weak?
Bring me a dream
(a dream, a dream, a dream)
Mr. Bezos
I've been so good the whole year
Would you let me take a holiday to spread your yuletide cheer?
Could we privatize the winter spirit
Make the angel's wings require prime
(need prime, need prime, need prime)
Rudolph is on a respirator now
Frosty melted from the fever and became a puddle lying on the ground
But Christmas won't be cancelled kids, so dry your weary tears
Daddy Bezos is Santa Claus this year
Mr. Bezos
I've left out cookies and oil
I wasn't sure what drones would eat but I thought they would enjoy
A little treat before they black out all the light beneath the Star of Bethlehem
Mr. Bezos
Could you bring me a choir to sing a carol while my books roast
On an open Kindle Fire
Could you send your private army to arrest the ones who curse your sacred name
(who curse your sacred name)
Rudolph is on a respirator now
Frosty melted from the fever and became a puddle lying on the ground
But Christmas won't be cancelled kids, so dry your weary tears
Daddy Bezos is Santa Claus this year
Mr. Bezos,
Have you water to spare?
Now that Whole Foods is the only store the
Shelves are rather bare
The marauders roam the wasteland
Burning villages along their slaying ride
Rudolph is on a respirator now
But Christmas won't be cancelled kids, so dry your weary tears
Daddy Bezos is Santa Claus
Daddy Bezos is Santa Claus
Daddy Bezos is Santa Claus this year
credits
released December 20, 2020
Special thanks to JazzyEagle, WaveDrummer, and FragginAardvarkLuke for their contributions to the lyrics in this song
Everything else by Max
Special thanks to JazzyEagle, WaveDrummer, and FragginAardvarkLuke for their contributions to the lyrics in this song
Everything else by Max
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indie rock/power pop from oakland CA
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